Today was supposed to be casual friday around here, so I put on the new jeans I bought a couple weeks ago. (Not shown here! But this is the idea!) Unfortunately, I'd just washed them for the first time, and now they are way too tight! They also lost an inch or two in length, so not only am I stuffed into tight jeans, I also have exposed ankles.
Just off the phone with my wife Lisa, who said "Yeah, right. The jeans shrunk. That's my excuse too."
"They DID," I insisted,
"Yeah, that's what every woman says; 'the jeans shrunk!'"
But in my case, it's true. And all that Mountain Dew and Oreos the last few weeks had NOTHING to do with it!