This morning as one area man ate breakfast outside on his patio table, he got an unpleasant surprise. Moments after Bruce Scott, 29, went inside his home to get his family puppy, "Clover" some dog food, he noticed that she had decided to not wait for her breakfast, and was standing on the table, happily consuming Scott's sausage links and banana.
"Noooo!" shouted Scott, a beloved local radio personality, who ran back outside and quickly snatched up the now ruined plate of food, shooing the dog away from the table. Scott had taken the plate back into the house, when he noticed that Clover was again standing on the table, this time lapping up his coffee.
"Coffee?" commented the green-eyed Scott. "Dogs drink coffee? She's already wound up like the Tazmanian Devil! How about a Jolt Cola with that tomorrow?"