A formerly nice playground in southwest Pennsylvania has been closed until further notice because it is contaminated with chicken manure! There was a chicken-manure-truck spill just up the hill from the playground (happens all the time! They shouldn't build those things so top-heavy!). It was thought that the manure was cleaned up, but now every time it rains, well you can guess what happens!
Bird manure is known to carry many diseases, so this is probably for the best. Otherwise it would be "Oh, this white stuff? Don't worry kids! It's snow! Hey, let's make a fort!"
photo: Shutterstock (not the actual one. that one is covered in CHICKEN MANURE)